Please Note: Mark Mushakian is on Spring Break. He has been out of college for a while, and it’s been a full and tiring semester (potentially due to age, lack of health, etc.), so he will be enjoying this week to relax as best he can. We are fully aware of the consistent excuses he has for not writing more often – being either too busy with work/school or in need of a relaxing break from work/school. Please bear with him. However, since this period is allotted for wild spring break shenanigans, if you are a young attractive female you may also consider baring with him. He may not approve of such actions.
Warning: The above image may not be an actual representation of his particular spring break, and is only included for aesthetic purposes.