The Hottest Disney Princess

Tina Fey and John Stamos with Disney princesses for some reason

In honor of the recent passing of the Protecting Children From Internet Pornographers Act of 2011, an action that will require ISP’s to save all of a user’s internet activity (billing info, sites visited, etc) for one year from the date of activity, on the chance that police want to search through it I have decided to write one of those entries that is honest, maybe a little tongue-in-cheek, and definitely a little “odd”.

Hello officer, welcome to!

Most of us have had the “hottest Disney princess” conversation before, I’m sure, so after I saw a movie last night that finally gave me a new answer for when I’m asked about my #1, I figured I’d present my top 4 best looking Disney princesses:

4. Ariel – The Little Mermaid
Ariel smiling at dinner with dingle-hopper

This gal usually gets higher on most lists I see, but who knows… I just never gave her much notice.  Maybe it’s the fact that for a period of time this freaking movie played almost non-stop in my house because of my younger sister.  Maybe ;).

3. Giselle – Enchanted
Giselle smirking

…and THEN she transforms into Amy Adams for reals, and she’s just as hot (her running around in a low-cut dress in the rain caused me to pause and think, “Should I be feeling this turned on by a Disney movie?”).  The animated version of Ms. Adams isn’t in the movie too much, so I must’ve really liked her for me to have her at #3, eh?

2. Aurora – Sleeping Beauty
Aurora meeting Phillip in forest

Ah, my first place girl for a very long time.  She’s tall, slender, and the dark eyebrow/blond hair combination really does it for me in the real world… so why not in the animated form?  Aurora was my go-to gal whenever the always semi-creepy topic of “favorite animated chick” cropped up, and definitely the top spot for Disney, but not anymore…

1. Rapunzel – Tangled
Rapunzel with her chameleon

Great Scott!  I watched the movie last night (classic fare, but enjoyable and made me chuckle at a couple of points), and the animation looked lovely, in general, but Rapunzel was just freaking hot – eyes the size of Mount Rushmore, and big blond hair.  I think it was more than that, though, because this was also CGI, and they were able to put tons of little facial nuances in there that really helped sell her better.  But hey, even the original concept sketch I saw way back when this movie was announced was enough to place her as my tentative #1, so who knows.

So, there ya have it.  My contribution to your upcoming potential police investigation (for things completely unrelated to anything sexual), that should help throw an interesting little wrench into the gears :).  Unless you’re a little girl, then I guess this post is probably only strange and confusing.. and maybe gross.  Honorable mention goes to Maid Marion from Robin Hood (my favorite of Disney’s animated movies for quite a long time) for one of my favorite voices, but she’s a little too furry to belong on this list of sexy ladies.  It probably isn’t a very surprising list for me; if you morphed them all together, you’d find a white gal with small, sharp features and big eyes.

And what’s more MarkMushakian than that :).

P.S. – Alternate fun includes going through this post again and finding the various keywords I’ve included that might get you noticed ;).

P.P.S – Don’t worry about me, I’m expecting to land a girlfriend aaaaaaaaaaaany day now.


About Mark Mushakian

Just a man who loves God, women, kids, dogs, movies, and every other lovely thing in life :)
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3 Responses to The Hottest Disney Princess

  1. Briggity Brak says:

    My main was always Jasmine.
    However, later in life, Ariel has at least rivaled her for the top spot.


  2. Tiff says:

    Jasmine is definitely top of my list. Although Ariel is my favourite over all. Check out this great list of the top ten animated Disney films. Some of the princesses even managed to make the list. Take a look and let the writer know what you think.


  3. VeePeeWeeWee says:

    Pocahontas and Aurora have to top my list with Pocahontas coming out on top.<3


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