I know there is still plenty of site-work to do, but as I spend today cleaning up parts of my life that AREN’T my website (my room, my body, etc.), I thought I’d take a quick break to bring you an exclusive discovery:
It was crawling, slowly, over my bed as I was cleaning, so I thought I’d bring it to you fine folks to ask the question – What IS this monster?! It’s roughly the size of a regular black ant, but it looks more like a spider. It only walks with those six legs… and are those retarded pincers in the front?? Is this a regular spider that’s been pumping iron and using steroids in two legs? Is this some mini-scorpion with a missing tail? Is it a military experiment gone wrong?? Have I discovered a horrible mutation from the nuclear power plant???
I don’t know, but I voted for it for governor… couldn’t hurt, right? 🙂