Bedroom Visitor

I know there is still plenty of site-work to do, but as I spend today cleaning up parts of my life that AREN’T my website (my room, my body, etc.), I thought I’d take a quick break to bring you an exclusive discovery:

strange insect with six legs and pincers

It was crawling, slowly, over my bed as I was cleaning, so I thought I’d bring it to you fine folks to ask the question – What IS this monster?!  It’s roughly the size of a regular black ant, but it looks more like a spider.  It only walks with those six legs… and are those retarded pincers in the front??  Is this a regular spider that’s been pumping iron and using steroids in two legs?  Is this some mini-scorpion with a missing tail?  Is it a military experiment gone wrong??  Have I discovered a horrible mutation from the nuclear power plant???

I don’t know, but I voted for it for governor… couldn’t hurt, right? 🙂

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About Mark Mushakian

Just a man who loves God, women, kids, dogs, movies, and every other lovely thing in life :)
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