By complete coincidence (YES, just coincidence), I came across an animated gif of Penelope Cruz yesterday that reminded me of something. After studying it for about 3 hours straight, I finally realized it reminded me of an old post of mine. I laughed at the fact that this was an actual shot from one of her movies, and then I put it all together in a stroke of marketing GENIUS! There’s only one way to match this level of visual innuendo, and that’s by telling the greatest story of innuendo ever known!
I’m going to start pitching this movie idea of mine around Hollywood, and I know I’m going to have my pick of the studios because EVERYONE is going to want in on this. All I’ll have to do is give the corporate big wigs the title and show them the gif:
The Giada de Laurentiis Story
Starring: Penelope Cruz as Giada de Laurentiis
Written & Directed & Make-Up Giddily Applied by Mark Mushakian
I’m going to be so freaking rich.